These tweets on having a beach body will have you thinking ‘LOL, same.’
To be honest, the beach is fine and dandy with whatever type of body you’re gonna roll up in: especially when beach day is going to spent enjoying the sun, preferably with a cold drink and snacks on hand.
But if you muuust aspire for a beach body, at least take a gander at these tweets who are in the same boat as you when you’re thinking about maybe kinda wanting to start on the “perfect” beach body:
Working on my#BeachBody
24 – 7!
— Tom Hall ☘ (@TomHall) June 8, 2018
Scorpio: You’ll soon have the perfect beach body. Your skin will turn to sand. The tides will wash over you. Young crabs will burrow into you. It’ll be nice.
— Sorrow-scopes (@Sorrowscopes) June 5, 2018
For the perfect summer beach body, let erosion grind you into a trillion coarse grains and deposit you at the feet of a vast watery expanse
— surf ghost (@moutheaters) June 10, 2018
how much does a beach ready body cost on amazon prime lmk
— Amara (@AmaraBaptist) June 8, 2018
Technically nobody is 100% beach body ready until they have tightly sealed every orifice to protect against sand
— Citizen Helene (@citizenhelene) June 11, 2018
It’s beach season ladies, and you know what bathing suit is best for your body?
Whichever fucking one you want.
— Rejected by eHarmony (@ktlikewhoa) June 12, 2018
Can I have a beach body without all the work please God 😭
— daryn🍯 (@daryn_demetria) June 12, 2018
if u want to wear cheeky bottoms @ the beach, do it. if u want to wear full face makeup @ the beach, do it. if u want to take millions of pictures @ the beach, do it. buttttt what we not gonna do is body shame girls bc they don’t have the same slim thick bod like u.
— jad🌟 (@JadaHuff13) June 12, 2018
Honestly, the beach will get whatever body I give it, and that’s all I have to say about that.
— habibti (@Some1TouleenOn) June 7, 2018
*looks for my beach body in junk drawer*
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) June 2, 2018